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BUMPER BADGER. THE FIRST AND LAST NAME IN BUMPER PROTECTION.
#1 RATED BUMPER PROTECTOR by city drivers everywhere. 46” x 13.5” Protection Area. Only the BUMPER BADGER™gives a true 46”
worth of protection across the top and bottom plus 13.5” up and down. Stores Flat In Trunk. The BUMPER BADGER™ lays flat in
your trunk when not in use. Heavy Duty Trunk Straps. The BUMPER BADGER™ has triple stitched straps to help prevent theft.
High Intensity Safety Reflectors. The BUMPER BADGER™ has two safety reflectors for added visibility on dark streets. Weatherproof
Design. The BUMPER BADGER™ is constructed of durable pvc which won’t crack like rubber. Patent Pending Top-Edge™ Design. The
BUMPER BADGER™ has a reinforced top edge to keep it planted firmly on your bumper. The BUMPER BADGER™ is the industry standard
that is known and loved in urban centers around the world. It’s a temporary parking guard for the rear bumper that can be
used for indoor parking garages, outdoor parking garages, valet parking garages and street parking. Every year millions of
dollars are spent fixing bumpers after getting tapped by the license plate screws of the car behind you. This figure is likely
to rise as cities become more overcrowded with vehicles. Likewise the demand for bumper protection accessories will also increase.
The BUMPER BADGER™ is unique because it focuses on protecting the middle portion of the rear bumper, the area most susceptible
to damage when parking. Our rear bumper protector was designed for maximum rear bumper coverage (46”x13.5”), while maintaining
a beautiful, dare we say, museum-worthy design. Every car in the big city bears the scars on its rear bumper from other cars'
front license plates. If parking in the city is giving you a pain in the rear, then you need a BUMPER BADGER ™bumper protector.
This patented bumper guard is designed to protect the rear bumper of your car from cuts and scratches. It is not permanently
attached to your bumper like other products, which can ruin your car's appearance. With the BUMPER BADGER™, you only use it
when you need it. It always remains securely fastened inside your trunk space. You simply flip it out when you park and flip
it in when you go. So put a badger in your trunk. A "BUMPER BADGER™"! And let it protect your bumper when you can't. STORES
FLAT IN SECONDS. BIGGER IS BETTER AND WE’RE THE BIGGEST STORE-FLAT FLIP-OUT BUMPER PROTECTOR YOU CAN BUY. HERE’S WHY: Some
imitation products claim to be as long as the BUMPER BADGER™ but are really only 46" along the bottom and a wimpy 38" along
the top, not to mention a mere 12” up and down, leaving portions of your bumper exposed! Whereas, the BUMPER BADGER™ is 46”
along the top and bottom and 13.5” up and down! LOOK. Notice a competitor’s product superimposed over the original BUMPER
BADGER™. NOT EVEN CLOSE! The BUMPER BADGER™ is an easy to use bumper guard for the rear car bumper. No permanent tape or attachment.
It attaches into your trunk with Velcro straps. Flip it out when you park and flip it back in before you drive. Only the BUMPER
BADGER™ has the size and strength needed to make it the best bumper protector in its class at an extra wide 46”x 13.5” protection
area. Some imitator products have hard plastic pieces incorporated into their design which if impacted by another vehicle
could leave serious indentations in your bumper. The BUMPER BADGER™ believes softer is better. We use no hard surfaces whatsoever
in our bumper protector. Still others have gone as far as to weave metal strands into the straps! Under the pretense of extra
theft protection. Wow. Let us tell you, as the inventors of the device, nobody is going to cut your nylon straps. Not only
is this extremely difficult, but if they did, they’d have a worthless mat and no straps. It’s never happened to our product
and we’ve been selling them for years. We know that gimmicks like putting metal in the straps may fool customers into thinking
they have “extra protection” but in reality only run the risk of poking through the nylon strap and causing severe damage
to your bumper or your trunk lid. We don’t think metal belongs anywhere near a bumper protector. So you can count on our straps
being nothing but soft, strong and metal-free. Some other imitation products like to sell “add ons” to try to bilk you for
extra money. If you have to buy add on pieces for it to work, why buy it in the first place? At BUMPER BADGER™ we promise
you no gimmicks or tricks when you buy our product. Just put it on your car, it works. Plain and simple. Protecting 46” along
the top, 46” along the bottom, and 13.5” up and down. We don’t need to sell you anything extra. And we still only charge $5.99
shipping. Unlike some other sites that offer a nickel off the price and then slam you with a $10 shipping fee. We don’t
do that. You have our word.
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